LiNaK37's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[one towel only]

Like I said before,

I was on my way to becoming a successful business man, I was selling poolwater popsicles by the millions! All I had to do was freeze poolwater, and paint it different colours! I couldn't believe people were buying this shit, until one day, I woke up. I looked down, and I couldn't believe what I saw. A man. Not just any man, but a rapist, and can you guess what he was doing? He was raping me! I called the police, and told them what was happening, so they came and arrested the man, but it was too late, as the damage was already done. My asshole was torn to shreds, and it was awful. The police officer told me the only cure was to dance like a bitch and tell my story to a cumfart eater. So here I am, curing my asshole one letter at a time.

ZabuJard responds:

uhm...cool story bro

[Reasoner- Ticking Away]

Lol

The most popular song on newgrounds, even though you cheated

[>Tetris<]

Err it's kool and all

But why does it sound so much like Paperman's? It sounds like you took the .flp, kept the patterns the same but just replaced the sounds. U still get a 10 though, just cuz I pity you for your 1 cm cock, even though your other one is 6 inches, you still have A little dick, but you have another one that is avg sized.

TechnoJebus responds:

His inspired me, but I made mine from the ground up.

[{-Upon-} (Tranceee)]

FOUR

HOURS I GOT FOUR HPOURES. I LIKE LOOSE PUSSIES CAUSE IT TASKES SO LONG TO CUMMMMM, AND IF IT TAEKS FORU HOURS, ill jiz in ma pants.

JugzG0nn4G3tY4 responds:

OMG funny shit dawg! thanks for review rarrrrrrrr

[Deep Heavy ~lidlurch~]

Here's the real deal

it sounds like a monkey coughing up organs, but don't get the wrong idea and assume that I am insulting your handiwork, in fact it is at quite the other end of the spectrum, for I am paying you a grand compliment, because I am one of the few people on our blue, water covered rock in the sky that has had the exquisite pleasure of witnessing the brutal scene of a monkey coughing out his or her organs and dying a slow, painful death, but the monkey's suffering is for a good cause, as the intense pleasure brought about by not only seeing with your own two eyes, but taking it in and listening with your own two ears, and as you know (you think you know) the penis causes intense pleasure when the sweet, vaginal lips wrap themselves around it encoating it in it's delicous nectar allowing your penis to thrust forward and backward in the well of life is one of the most pleasurable experiences a man can have, the sound of a monkey coughing up his organs has stimulated somes ears to the point they enjoy themselves to death. Your song is like that.

lidlurch responds:

rofl!! thanks?? lol...that's gotta be my most favorite review EVER!! xD

[:=>King K. Rool Trance Mix<=:]

Wrong GENRe

Genre is an opinionated word, no wait, fuck that, genre is an opinioted, cocky, haughty, arrogant, bum-sex having, jackass who thinks HE decides what is right, where it goes, and who it fucks, when in all reality the sounds define THEMSELVES, Genre is to music as Communism is to people, but at least he ain't republican.

[Dad 'n Me]

I am

dead and bloated, a chainsaw would be nice to have, as it would release the ever expanding tension in my embalmed body, it could also get rid of those damned worms that are turning my organs into delivery rooms for their wretched young, I can't move though because I died from cum shortage, after a 36 hour jack-off session in which I fapped to various episodes of Pokemon, Digimon, and Volkswagen commercials, so please, I beg of you, kill yourself.

[Ear Rape]

YESH

I luv 2 d4nc3 f0r3v3r m0n, d15 50N6 15 0FF 743 FU(K1N6 (H41N!
N****R

[DK3 Breakbeat V2]

YO B BOI

Song straight up fo sho kicks that ass, fo sho ma n***a. It is straight up legit, real talk. 0:00 - 4:25 is straight up fo sho legit ma n***a, and dat rite der iz some rizzle to tha tizzle right der, straight up fo sho real talk ma n***a.

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FUCKing nuTS

RofL reely? Iz this wut u giv mee after all ov thees yeers? I WONTED FRIDE PIG POOSY! GIV MEE FRIDE PIG POOSY!!!!!!